FAQ
Is it North Carolina BBQ?
Absolutely not. North Carolina BBQ is low effort garbage. Tyson is putting his heart, soul, and time into making a Wagyu brisket for you.
What about sides?
Here is a list of what we will be providing...
Cole Slaw
Baked Beans
Cornbread
Chips & Queso
Buffalo Chicken Dip
Watermelon
Veggie Platter
Meat & Cheese Platter
Brownies
Can I bring anything?
Sure. Feel free to bring whatever you'd like to share. Food, bottle of Jägermeister, bottle of tequila, or whatever.
Tyson is a picky child that doesn't like anything so don't be offended if you bring a dish and he doesn't even try it. I'm sure other people will love it though.
I'll bring some dessert. What kind of dessert things does Tyson like?
Oreo and strawberry based things are his favorite.
Can I bring my kids?
Of course, but you have to clean up anything they destroy.
What's the dress code for the party?
Casual attire. I don't care what you wear. The party is inside but might travel outside to the patio. You might want to bring a jacket just in case.
Can I bring a plus one?
Of course! You're welcome to bring a guest with you as long as they aren't a bad person.
This sounds like a really nice event. Can you tell me about the venue parking?
You can park in the driveway or on the side of either of the turnarounds.
Make sure you don't block access for my neighbor to get to his house. The neighbor after my house is a jerk (even though he told me he's a good Christian) and we already hate each other.
Also, don't drive on my lawn, please.
